“How did you get to be such a dork?” (this is said to me quite a bit lol)
“You kill me.”
“I don’t think I could date someone while being filmed.” (granted, while she was watching a dating reality show on ABC)
“I was only in there for like, 20 minutes.” (66 minutes was the actual time in Wal Mart while I was in the car)
“You’re gonna be really outnumbered.” (this after finding out we were gonna have a girl)
